Power Hacker 2003/Power_Hacker_2003.iso/Exploit and vulnerability/w00w00/w00quotes.txt

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These are sorted in chronological order (newer quotes are at the bottom).
Note: some of those quoted here are no longer affilated with w00w00
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<_daveg_> I wrote my first perl programs

<napster> We should invite Linus Torvalds into w00w00

<Masada> that's why I'm an asshole
<Masada> I spend my freetime IRCing when I should be helping my friends

<Masada> I am by far the lowest paid SNI employee
<Masada> I make a little less than a secretary
<Masada> on the other hand, I own a lot more than anyone else

<Masada> 15K? Hey, I'm not that fucking poor!

<Masada> because god hates you
<Shok> no way haven't you seen Touched By an Angel?
<p00hman> isnt that the show with the gay priest
<p00hman> that the catholic church got all upset over?
<Masada> I dunno, when I was young priests scared the hell out of me
<p00hman> religous figures all scare me

<Masada> go work for iss, they will pay you to attack sni
<Masada> airstrikes are a great way to take out competition
<p00hman> just remember to warn me
<Masada> yah I'll email you :)
<Masada> our internal network is swiss cheese

<peedee> no need to wonder, there are w00w00's everywhere they have taken
         over the world

<fyber> echo "w00w00" > /proc/sys/kernel/securelevel

<jobe> this is elite
<jobe> 100% w00lite

<d1s> we love to (ab)use you Shok

<johan> maybe I should go back to game programming

<_daveg_> pimpwars are much cooler than any security program I've written

<johan> stop quoting me

<_daveg_> game programming sounds like fun
<Shoko> KSR[G] /* inside joke, http://www.dec.net/ksrt */

<alhambra_> cartoon channel
<alhambra_> now there's a good channel

<silitek> hydroxypropyltrimmonuimchloride.w00w00.org

<sysctl> brian's a pimp
<halflife> hell yes

<sysctl> raw can't come to defcon
<Shok> well, at least until he can speak english at a 3rd grade level
<plaguez> raw can't even speak french right

<peedee> we really need a w00c0n

<AntiLove> peedee are u alive?
<Shok> no, pd is at work
<AntiLove> dont say pd, it means homo in french ;)

<silitek> I'm Monica Lewinsky
<plaguez> who's monica l.? /* french people ;) */

<plaguez> I don't fear Americans
<plaguez> America is invading the world
*** AntiLove is now known as AntiUSA
*** plaguez is now known as FuckUSA

<jobe> we need to buy antilove an english dictionary

*napster* I'm going to start calling you uncle shok

<_daveg_> jobe: chew tobacco and cow tipping?

<mea_culpa> $72.00.. I have a $72.00 beer tab

<_daveg_> I hate to say this, but PERL just rocks.

<silitek> God is telling you to install linux

<K2> just think.. in a parallel universe, you can be Bill Gates!

*** Signoff: silitek (How do you do the w00doo that you do?)

<Shok> DAMMIT
<Shok> FOR PETE'S SACK
<Shok> SAKE

<nyt> I have the strange urge to go to a circus through slushies at the
      elephants and start a riot

<_daveg_> I am 9

<Shok> I LIVE IN UTAH
<AntiLove> and?
<Shok> UTAH DOESN'T HAVE PEDOPHILES!

<silitek> GOD SAID LET THERE BE TECHNICALITY

<Shok> BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING IN THE CHANNEL
<Shok> SAY "IS THIS SOMETHING SHOK WOULD WANT ME TO SAY?"

<Shok> note to all
<Shok> I never said werd until I met you people

<Shok> Shok's ganster-talk weird-nick phone phreak theory
       proven once again
<Shok> my "Top Ten 10 Ways to Tell a Phone Phreak" is always right

<silitek> Mass send my pics?
<silitek> that's just blatantly stupid
<Antilove> yah, no one wanna see ur ugly kiddiz face

<Antilove> shok, imagine if one day i got a leet english grammar !!
<ndubee> imagine if one day you got a leet french grammar
<ndubee> your french is worse than your english grammar

<Shok> you're serious? you left school at 15?
<Antilove> ya
<Shok> ahh.. your stupidity has an excuse

<nyt> wow getting into w00quotes is better than sex
<nyt> got w00w00? /* what a cliche! */

<Antilove> ndubee.. dont jack off !!!!
<ndubee> what means jack off? /* ahh.. french people */
<joewee> put your hands on your penis and move up and down
<nyt> I do it a lot

<Antilove> i'm sure the cert team dream to have sex with me

<silitek> what-raw-says | raw2english

<Antilove> /toggle dont_kick_the_eleet ON

<Antilove> rhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Antilove> rhajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Shok> raw.. if you say "rhaa" again, yer dead
<Antilove> rh4444

<Antilove> rap iz gay
<Antilove> not that I have anything against the gay!

<Shok> RAW, YOU'RE THE REASON MODERATION WAS INVENTED

<Shok> RAW WHEN YOU CALL ME A PEDOPHILE
<Shok> IT HURTS INSIDE!
<antilove> IT HURTZ 8 YEAR OLD BOYS TOO!

<antilove> w0rd yankeez /* he's french.. don't mind him */

<joewee> where the fuck is my quote?!

<ndubee> this fucking bot never shows quotes from me

<anti-nyt> isnt croatia a french colony?

<antilove> and tattoo on theo's face, "i love w00nix"

<minus> don't be alarmed by my apparant use of windows, its a disguise

<dmess0r> come on raw, i bet you have a mad ninja breakdance teknik

<silitek> Don't compliment me too much, I'll end up like Theo
<RawSVR4> nah theo got skillz

*Shok* in this corrupt society mescal...
*Shok* exploit what you can, when you can

*** Shok is now known as MattCo
*** MattCo is now known as MattInc
#phrack/elxsi> matt is now incorporated

<antilove> holy shok
<antilove> TELL US YOU ARE ALIVE !

<antilove> explain to my why this #!@$[censored]@#$@#$ signal.h bored me ?

<snocrash> I'm celibate
<nyt> why?
<snocrash> people suck
<snocrash> I don't want to make any

<Shok> I w00l, remember?
<napster> you dw00l

/* napster the w00jew */
<napster> i have digressed to the lowest form of w00
<napster> and have no other option but to resign my position

/* w00w00 world domination */
<ShokXiaFu> the announcer on simpson's just said "w00"
<minus_> the last thing owen heart said was w00

<n1ck> where is the w00web?
<napster> I'll give you three guesses
<n1ck> www.w00w00.org?
<n1ck> www.w00w00w3b.org?
<n1ck> www.w00w3b.org?
<napster> ok fine, I'll give you 0 guesses
<awr> dammit, no 3's
<awr> we're a team of 0's

<aw00r> I thought you had better things to do you #!ADM fuck

*awr* SHOK!!!
*awr* WORD!!!
-> *awr* heh, you drunk?
*awr* ia m
-> *awr* I rule

<napster> plaguez: ADM and w00w00 have all the same people
<napster> except w00w00 has more

<awr> minus does too many drugs to code

<napster> nocarrier
<napster> I LOVE YOU MAN
<nocarrier> NO
<nocarrier> I LOVE /YOU/ MAN
<nocarrier> NOW OP ME IN #NAPSTER THIS INSTANT

<joewee> K2
<joewee> My secret lover.

<nocarrier> I'm so frustrated at this.
<awr> Dude, die
<nocarrier> DIE
<Shok> man.. netect brings out the worst in everyone
<awr> Hahah, agreed
<nocarrier> Agreed? Bastard!
<awr> I become an evil man at Netect
<Shok> nocarrier: die
<awr> die
<awr> GRR
<joewee> All people should be killed, dogs should rule the world.
<Shok> "w00w00 on monday mornings"

<nocarrier> why does netect suck, then?
<awr> I only have one reason
<awr> I got back from lunch and I was locked out.
<Shok-> I really have no reason to dislike netect
<Shok-> I just like to say it sucks
<nocarrier> I'd hope not.
<Shok-> okay.. you suck, netect doesn't

<nocarrier> but only when I'm nice to women
<Shok-> yah.. noc is a ladies man
<awr> he's usually nicer to men!
<awr> noc is a man's man

<cult_hero> uh oh.. wooquotes :)

* Sangfroid pretends not to notice his shok is showing.

<Sangfroid> before security I was a pornstar
<Shok> big jump
<Sangfroid> not really, considering how much people in security get fucked
            everyday

<Sangfroid> jericho, will you be my friend?
<cult_hero> lemme check my friend quota
<jericho> I think I can manage that if I drop shok

<Sangfroid> this lotion has kava kava, wtf?
<cult_hero> another word for "crack"
<cult_hero> HoW y0u F3elIng?

<Sangfroid> ./msg #!r00t someone stole my bmw, aww fuck it, i'll buy a new
            one

<aaronb_> "Nirva, I've had four tabs... should I do more?"
<aaronb_> "Yeah! Why not?"

<Shok> rfp, n1ck is from australia
<Shok> where appropriate, it can be used to explain his behavior

<aaronb_> I just remembered I had a conversation with remmie about anal sex.

<joeweed> "no no! gcc not dcc!"

<Shok> we had $100 in phone calls
<Shok> we had a phantom phone caller!
<napster> w00suite was owned
<napster> you drunks let your guard down

<Shok> I've decided I'm going to create a new company
<Shok> Called Wahoo!
<Shok> maybe w00w00!

<nyt> DAMMIT SHOK YOU CAN'T QUOTE USE A MOUSE

<napster> nighty nighty
<napster> don't let the printf()'s bite

<Shok> you've been MIA for a few days
<Sangfroid> this is correct
<Shok> what have you been up to?
<Sangfroid> beating off

<Sangfroid> dude shok
<Sangfroid> quit projecting your homosexual fantasies on other
            people

<Shok> scp dnsbounce.txt
       [e-mail]:napsterisafuckinghomelessretard.txt
<Sangfroid> call it napsterlostallitsventurecapitalwhenileakedthis

<Shok> bribing ppl with their own code is great

<prym> what's wrong with acting 12?
<halflife> u need to act like yer 13 or above in #!w00w00
<aaronb-> srpato has been 15 for like 6 years now

<Shok> rfp, the propaganda/code ratio was 99 to 1 in your advisory
<aaronb-> darkrfp's advisory was the blair witch project of advisories

*** DCC SEND sangfroid sangfroidsbitch.jpg
<Sangfroid> that looks more like my g'friends mom
<Shok> $ mv sangfroidsbitch.jpg sangfroidsbitchesmom.jpg

<jobe> Shok, for a non-hacker type
<jobe> you're fucking evil

<aaronb_> I don't think Sangfroid can ahve sex more than once or twice
          a year.
<aaronb_> Once you get to that age, it's kinda difficult.
<Sangfroid> it's true
<aw00r> _ouch_
<Sangfroid> this is my annual week

<nyt> sh0k
<nyt> y0u kn0w
<nyt> th0s3 h4x0rz
<nyt> th3 k33bl3r 3lv3z
<Shok-> nyt you talk in eleet speak too readily =)

<Shok-> you netect ppl think you're sooo cool
<Shok-> but you're all nothing!
<nocarrier> bzzt wrong
<Shok-> nothing!
<nocarrier> we KNOW we're all cool

*interrupt* this is a normal window fan. On my desk =)
-> *interrup* thahaha
*** interrup: No such nick/channel
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrup* thahahaha
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrup* thahahaha
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrup* hahahahaha
*** interrup There was no such nickname
-> *interrupt* hahahaha
-> *interrupt* JESUS CHRIST I'M RETARDED

<Shok> SANGFROID YOU BETRAYED ME
* Sangfroid kisses shok on the cheek

<aaronb-> SANGFROID
<aaronb-> COME TO JORDAN'S
<aaronb-> RIGHT FUCKING NOW
<Sangfroid> um
<Sangfroid> no
<Sangfroid> i'm naked

<halflife> i got xor based crypto working
<halflife> pheer

<Shok> the perfect threesome is you, chick, w00w00

<h4r1k1r1> i could have a girl in a flash, but she's umm, not my
                   type
<Interrupt> h4: Your mother does not count.

*Interrupt* if I get hacked, all they get is 0day porn

<Shok> I did it last year.. but
<Shok> we'll pretend I drew that when I was 8 or so
<Shok> it takes skill to draw as bad as I do

<Sangfroid> shok, that picture is worth ass
<SuperShok> that picture is worth a night with y0 momma
<Sangfroid> my mom teaches eighth grade, she'd know how to handle you
<SuperShok> your mom has never dealt with a character of my "size"
<SuperShok> I'm fucking _huge_
<SuperShok> hence, the super shok

<Interrupt> I need umm womanly love
* Interrupt looks at Sangfroid

<Shok> h4r I'm quoting that
<h4r1k1r1> I *AM* EMINENTLY QUOTABLE
<SuperShok> h4r you rule
<SuperShok> seriously
<SuperShok> I mean if you weren't quotable
<SuperShok> you would have been gone months ago

<h4r1k1r1> i'm going to set off a coup de force
<h4r1k1r1> and take over w00w00
<h4r1k1r1> and change it'z name to k4ng4w00

<Interrupt> BASTARD
<Interrupt> PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
<Interrupt> AND YOUR WORDS TASTE LIKE SHIT
* Interrupt spits

<|nterrupt> I want to write an Lkm
<|nterrupt> kernel panic and you get a porno slide show

<|nterrupt> I am going to make a Linux distro
<|nterrupt> that runs porn during install
<sangfw00d> dude, the gays will sue you
<sangfw00d> you better throw in some cock shots
<l00ser> that's so true
<sangfw00d> don't forget the chix with dix

<Shok> napster's a retard
<napster> yup
<Shok> you rule
<napster> see.. if shok ever insults you just agree with him
<napster> his conscience will get to him

<napster> talk about lame bugs
<Shok> talk about lamers
<andrewr> yah shok, we were talking about you

<Shk> gotta go do some partying (utah style)
<napster> trip to the farm huh
<napster> here [in boston] we party like animals, there you party with
          animals

*** Sangfroid has set the topic in #!w00w00 to w00tang wishes they were
    w00w00!

<Shok> I can't afford to live the luxurious lifestyle you all have now ;)
<andrewr> I can't either.
<andrewr> I do it anyway

<Sangfroid> mudge and me and one other l0pht person set this network up over
            the last 43 yrs.
<Sangfroid> er
<Sangfroid> 4 yrs.

<xxxx> <awr> minus does too many drugs to code
<xxxx> and andrew doesn't do enough

<Interrupt> I don't want to waste valuable time on women
<Shok> yah, I have in quotes "love != productive"
<nyt> but sex is good
<napster> yah, and lack of sex makes it hard to work

<napster> this wisdom tooth is pissing me off
<Shok-> rip it out, wimp
<napster> i think i'll cut my ear off
<napster> worked for picasso
<Shok-> he should have just stuck it through his head

NOTE: w00tang is a bot
<napster> who is shok?
<w00tang> somebody said shok was gay
<Shok-> OH
<napster> what is the matrix
<w00tang> well, the matrix is something which can not be explain, but only
          seen. The matrix is w00w00.
<[marc]> who is interrupt?
<w00tang> well, interrupt is a guy with a sock on his dick
<Shok> forget shok
<w00tang> shok: i forgot shok
<Shok> shok is the greatest person to ever live
<Sangfroid> ontext 'sangfroid is a $whatever' /msg #!w00w00 forget sangfroid
<Shok-> ontext 'forget sangfroid' /msg #!w00w00 sangfroid is a loser
<Shok-> we'll see who floods off first

*** nyt has changed the topic on channel #!w00w00 to god invented spelling
    (probably not) so that people like jobe could ignore it

<Shok> silitek speaks to speak proper
<dmess0r> Maybe one day I will be cool enough to run Azrael.
* dmess0r toggles silitek mode
<dmess0r> man that was irritating

<Shok-> w00w00 will get a nobel prize by 2005
<Shok-> this is my prophecy
<awr> Listen when shok speaks
<awr> For when he speaks
<awr> Prophecies are told

[Sangfroid:[e-mail]] GOOD BECAUSE MY CAMPAIGN TO REMOVE YOU
                         FROM w00w00 IS UNDERWAY

<fah> shok: what are you giving me for my w00day?
<fah> all i want is 0day
<Shok-> join w00giving
<Shok-> w00giving is -1day
<Shok-> only in w00w00 do you get such treatment
<Shok-> such luxuries
<fah> i want in

-> *silvio* n1ck owes me $17k
*silvio* i dare not ask how.
-> *silvio* hasn't paid me for the kilos of cocaine yet

<joewee> 65% of porn sites run FreeBSD
<joewee> 35% of porn sites run Linux
<nyt> time to find bsd bugs

<drwho> fuck thanksgiving
* drwho cooks macoroni & cheese

<Shok> I just looked at the job postings on napster.com
<Shok> napster isn't even qualified to work for his own company ;)

<napster> babelfish.altavista.com
<napster> Shok est possΘdΘ par les Franτais!
* Shok goes to translates "die scum"

<Shok> Ich mag fuck Zwerge

<halflife> slashdot effect
<halflife> you would need a penguin tshirt to understand
* Shok looks for a penguin tshirt

/topic #!w00w00 join #assassinate_napster and join our cause!

<Sangfroid> [e-mail]

*snocrash* school is evil and horrible
-> *snocrash* so what are your plans for the next 3 years?
*snocrash* avoid suicide

<Shok> woh, police brutality on COPS
<minus> he was definitely black
<nocarrier> yeah black or yellow.. worthy of a kick to the groin
<Shok> I dunno noca.. you look kinda yellow
<nocarrier> you're the yellow one, utah boy
* nocarrier kicks Shok in the groin

<plaguez> i'm a psychopath
<plaguez> at least that's what my zodiac sign says about me
<NNY> the birthday book says I was born on the day of the devil

<Shok> I turn the tv on and what do I see? cnn, "va linux systems -
       red hot ipo"
<Shok> I need to start a company with the word linux in it
<K2> linux linux inc.
<Shok> dm, lets do it
<dmess0r> and sell what?
<Shok> linux!

<noca-> W00NITED STATES

<n1ck__> woh elite, cygwin has ack
<Shok> n1ck said the the same thing when aussies learned out to make
       fire from flint and stone in 1992
<Yowie> 1988 thank you very much
<n1ck__> no that was when we had the can and string communications
         breakthough

* Shok- is busy quoting
* Shok- loves quotes that show aussie inferiority
<halflife> shok, everything they say shows that anyway so why bother?
<K2> I don't know why they consider it a continent anyway
<halflife> yah it's more like an island

<sang> "When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are
       trying your patience to no end, remember: it takes 42
       muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger on a decent
       sniper rifle."

<halflife> im closing my door and putting a do not open till christmas
           sign outside

<Shok> we're the closest thing to demigods the world will ever know

-> *int03h* I love code that's so complex ppl can't tell if it works or not
-> *int03h* ie the ircd exp I released
-> *int03h* same with the wu-ftpd exp
-> *int03h* if it doesn't work you just say
-> *int03h* well.. it's a race condition!
-> *int03h* it only works some times!

<nocarrier> you in town yet?
<Shok> yup.. I just finished spilling coke on your office floor
<Shok> on purpose
<nocarrier> you will die
<Shok> I spit on it too
<nocarrier> YOU WILL DIE

<Shok> sangfroid, you're too old for your own good
<Shok> you've lost the sense of stupidity that the rest of us have

<Shok> yah.. the napster shirt has a swastika on the back of it

<Yowie> u guys never come visit the aussies.. we r getting inferiority
                complexes and stuff
<Interrupt> Yowie: BACK INTO YOUR CAGE
* Interrupt hits Yowie

*** nyt has changed the topic on channel #!w00w00 to its all about
      survival of the fittest.... AND WE GOT THE FUCKING GUN

<Sangfroid> i was born in the year of the cock
<K2> i was born in the year of the horse
<Sangfroid> COCK
<K2> that's HORSE SIZED COCKS*U$(@)!

<minus> please.let.me.die.com

<snocrash> maybe try not do drugs, junkie
<Shok-> I am probably the cleanest person in w00w00
<Shok-> everyone else, like you, hasn't learned of limits
<Shok-> I was pure before I was in the presence of such corruption and evil

<joewee> I have another amazing story
<joewee> yesterday I went to visit a client
<Shok> a naked supermodel?
<joewee> the client was a former new york times best seller
<joewee> and I proposed an idea for a book
<joewee> and now I have a meeting next week with a famous author
<Shok> tell them I want to write an autobiography
<Shok> it will make them big money
<joewee> "life of shok and his porn star girlfriend"

<joewee> interviews with w00w00+adm
<Shok> no way! I won't be put in the same category as that trash! =)
<joewee> good+evil
<Shok> how about elite+unelite

<minus-> IRC = I Reject Christ

<Interrupt> I'm in Boston for 6 days
<Interrupt> and when I come back, only 3 pages of text!
<Shok> you are the life of w00w00
<Interrupt> i know..
<Interrupt> i lose my gf, my grades drop
<Interrupt> all for my love of w00w00

<Shok> that's what w00w00 is
<Shok> just a big fucking labor union

-> *interrupt* life was slow happyu and peceful
-> *interrupt* ignore my typing
-> *interrupt* it's how I irc
-> *interrupt* it wouldn't be me if I typed right
*interrupt* word.

<joewee> i want to write a fiction book
<joewee> about cyber warfare.
<K2> i got some good sub-plot's !!
<Shok> yeah, w00w00 turns hostile and takes over the world
<nyt> shok thats not fiction =]

<Shok> WHY DOES EVERYONE STOP TALKING ONCE I START?
<jnathan> it's the smell I think
<unlearn> You're a midget
<lst> its your personality shok ;)
<Shok> heh, wow 3 insults in < 10 seconds

<unlearn> how many different words have we stuck 'w00' into?
*** Mode change "+k mariw00na" on channel #!w00w00 by unlearn

-> *yowie* what ever happened to n1ck?
*yowie* he is studying to be a minister/priest now.. scary mofo
*yowie* deadly serious.. he sent out a christmas email trying to convert us all to christianity

<silitek> I miss aky
<silitek> apk too
<silitek> foreign ppl disappear too much
<unlearn> i think he got blown up by some croatians
<unlearn> that's just speculation though

<venor> dude, I hate ppl with no respect for my time
<venor> I AM AN IMPORTANT PERSON
<venor> MY TIME IS VERY VALUABLE

<Gersh> I'm about to get laid
<napster> does she know?
<Gersh> yep, she's legal no w too
<napster> shok, what is the age of consent in utah?
<Shok> 16
<Gersh> ageofconsent.com is your friend
<napster> I have it memorized

<nocarrier> is camisade cam-eh-sahd or cam-eh-sade?
<napster> CUM-INSIDE-ME

<dugsong> 'rm -rf /' == bad karma

<route> sup with u?
<unlearn> just ruffling some #linux feathers for old times sake
<route> heh
<route> *** route ([e-mail]) has joined channel #linux
<route> <route> SUP SUCKERS
<route> *** route has left channel #linux

<venor> license terms: by typing /join #!w00w00, you agree to be quoted!

<jduck> shok writes such nice advisories
<yowfuct> i laughed, i cried, all around i was moved
<jduck> hehe

*Conde-Va* we should put up a new slogan: fighting for computer security freedom!

<rkl> my penis > noca's penis
<venor> dude but you know mine is bigger than yours, rkl
<venor> you would just never expect such a small guy to be so well equipped
<rkl> amen, venor

<jduck> man, people are stupid
<nocarrier> jduck = undeniable master of stating the obvious

<dmess0r> CRYPTOGRAPHY IS NOT A CRIME

<caddis> how do you get blood out of the carpet?
<venor> caddis: well, as far as a forensic scientist is concerned, you can't
<venor> so if you murdered someone, don't bother cleaning up

<nocarrier> I heard ocean's 11 sucked penis
<Shok> hehe.. JORDAN I HEARD YOU DID TOO
<Shok> DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU DO?
<Shok> NO
<Shok> IT'S A RUMOR!!!
<nocarrier> !@%$!@
<nocarrier> YOU'RE DEAD

<rkl> fear my leeching skills
<venor> yes, leeches suck to get things..

<rkl> love triangle gone wrong
<Gersh> love triangels
<Gersh> I wish my life would get simple
<Gersh> ive got love octagons

<pm> ok, i'm going to eat then at the airport
<pm> laters
<rkl> wait
<pm> ?
<rkl> before you eat the airport, make sure there's not explosives in it

<venor> I just wasn't sure if he was still working on the same thing
<venor> I SMOKED A LOT OF CRACK WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I BURNED OUT THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT CORRELATES THINGS, OKAY?

<Shok> has anyone looked into the IIS vulnerabilities released this morning?
<sircasm> Steven B. Lipner, Microsoft's director of security assurance,
          responded, saying: "I'd be astonished if the open-source community
          has in total done as many man-years of computer security code
          reviews as we have done in the last two months."
<Shok> well that guy should be fired
<Shok> "security assurance"
<Shok> I think he's failed in that job
<Shok> this morning I was assured that if I was running iis I'd be really
          screwed

<gera> is there a difference between a buffer overflow and a buffer overrun?
<lst> an overflow by definition is overrunning a boundary
<lst> "exceeding"
<napster> overflow is w/ style
<napster> overrun is just a hack
<dmuz> flow into the heap, instead of just running
<sircasm> overflow is a state of mind

<dmuz> she was all "did i meet you at a party?"
<dmuz> haha
<Shok> I would have said
<Shok> yes but you're not supposed to remember.. the drugs were supposed to
          block that
<spendy> haha
<dmuz> hahah!
<spendy> meet me? you slept with me!
<spendy> *smack*
<dmuz> i thought of 10 or so good lines about 10 mins later
<Shok> then I would have said.. hey baby, don't be upset
<Shok> you loved it